E (interpolates between E and E7) Here come my baby she pretty good she pretty useful just like she should. I just want to tell you that A7 E She the one I loathe A7 E I Put her on a stove A7 She simmer and simmer all day long B7 I cut meat and sing my song it go E E7 E A Wey Wey Hep Uh Hole Ding Dong yeah yeah E E7 E Wey Wey Hep Uh Hole Ding Dong etc. A7 Buy my baby a piece of cheese E She'll eat anything that isn't diseased A7 Here she comes now walking down the roof E she not heavy man that's the proof A7 she my baby she all right B7 keep me fairly warm at night going Wey Wey Hep Uh Hole etc. A7 I got a dog with the legs are black E He got an aerial strapped to his back A7 he work by remote control E I sent him down to the water hole E I sent him to get my baby back A7 Dog comes back and eat some coal E he say master she all full of holes A7 I say more than usual dog say yeah E I say never you mind, just bring her here A7 there go my dog with the legs are black B7 gonna get my baby back going Wey Wey Hep Uh Hole Ding Dong etc. (the usual A7/E/A7....A7/B7 structure) Here she come now rolling down the creek I fill her up and she start to leak Police come with a laser gun shoot my dog and away they run take my baby down for analysis they conclude she got paralysis. Wey Wey Hep Uh Hole Ding Dong etc. Chords: A7:002223 E :022100 E7:020100 B7:XX4445
E Old lady bent like a question mark A with a shopping bag and a skin of bark E and around your neck I see A a figurine like me Esus tangling on a leather thong I hang inverted all night long tell me where I gonna die was it worth the baby's cry that's a tricky question son, it's been so long since you was one honey please deliver me from all that hangs upon the asking tree Beneath the tree, the baby lay The sky was black and the pram was grey chestnut eyes roll round in fright at what hung up there on the fright Oh no no this aint me hanging on the asking tree E A G:----------------------2-0------------------------ D:---2-0--------------------2-0h2p0---------------- A:-------2-0h2p0------0-------------3-------------- E:-0------------3----------------------------------
C7 Floating, I'm floating, I'm gloating, I'm pleased. Watch me, you can't touch me, I'm down on your knees. G C It's not easy being here with you, G C There's so much that I would rather do, D7 F But that's OK, because I'm floating through GDC G The hole in your heart. Lying, they're lying in postcards and vans Crying, you're crying all over my hands. I don't care about the things you do, It must be horrifying being you, You screwed me up and broke my heart in two And someday someone will do that for you. There's a hole in your heart. D I retrogress anytime you're around, Bb I retrogress anytime, anytime, anytime, anytime. Feeling so violent, but nothing comes through. Concealing your feelings is poisoning you. You can cry and you can go insane, Watch the helicopters in the rain, Pump it in and pump ut out again, Your emotion is a one way drain. There's a hole in your heart.
A D C A A D C I got locked with a couple of jerks in a A Rock'N'Roll Toilet In came John who performed his works in a Rock'N'Roll Toilet I got wedged with a copule of clones in a Rock'N'Roll Toilet with heads as smooth as polished stone in a Rock'N'Roll Toilet Rock'N'Roll Toilet's my alibi, my lullaby, my sad googbye Rock'N'Roll Toilet's my pair of boots, my only chutes, my only roots I got wedged with a couple of dudes in a Rock'N'Roll Toilet I'd rather just sit and imagine my food Rock'N'Roll Toilet C(3) G(3) D(5) look at the beautiful patterns that form on the wall C(3) G(3) D(5) stick out your finger to trace them just look at them all Look at them all Look at them all there's no truth in a telephone booth or a Rock'N'Roll Toilet there's no way there's no decay in a Rock'N'Roll Toilet Rock'N'Roll, Rock'N'Roll, Rock'N'Roll Rock'N'Roll Toilet Rock'N'Roll