Invisible Hits

WEY WEY HEP UH HOLE
E    (interpolates between E and E7)
Here come my baby
she pretty good
she pretty useful
just like she should.
I just want to tell you that

A7            E
She the one I loathe
A7             E
I Put her on a stove
    A7
She simmer and simmer all day long
B7
I cut meat and sing my song it go
E       E7          E         A
Wey Wey Hep Uh Hole Ding Dong yeah yeah
E       E7          E
Wey Wey Hep Uh Hole Ding Dong etc.

A7
Buy my baby a piece of cheese
E
She'll eat anything that isn't diseased
A7
Here she comes now walking down the roof
E
she not heavy man that's the proof
A7
she my baby she all right
B7
keep me fairly warm at night going
Wey Wey Hep Uh Hole etc.

A7
I got a dog with the legs are black 
E
He got an aerial strapped to his back
A7
he work by remote control
E
I sent him down to the water hole
E
I sent him to get my baby back
A7
Dog comes back and eat some coal
E
he say master she all full of holes
A7
I say more than usual dog say yeah
E
I say never you mind, just bring her here
A7
there go my dog with the legs are black
B7
gonna get my baby back going
Wey Wey Hep Uh Hole Ding Dong etc.

(the usual A7/E/A7....A7/B7 structure)
Here she come now rolling down the creek
I fill her up and she start to leak
Police come with a laser gun
shoot my dog and away they run
take my baby down for analysis
they conclude she got paralysis.
Wey Wey Hep Uh Hole Ding Dong etc.


Chords:
A7:002223
E :022100
E7:020100
B7:XX4445  

THE ASKING TREE
E
Old lady bent like a question mark 
       A
with a shopping bag and a skin of bark
E
and around your neck I see 
A
a figurine like me

Esus
tangling on a leather thong I hang inverted all night long

tell me where I gonna die
was it worth the baby's cry
that's a tricky question son, 
it's been so long since you was one

honey please deliver me from all that hangs upon the asking tree

Beneath the tree, the baby lay
The sky was black and the pram was grey
chestnut eyes roll round in fright
at what hung up there on the fright

Oh no no this aint me hanging on the asking tree


	E              A
G:----------------------2-0------------------------
D:---2-0--------------------2-0h2p0----------------
A:-------2-0h2p0------0-------------3--------------
E:-0------------3----------------------------------

LOVE POISONING
C7
Floating, I'm floating, I'm gloating, I'm pleased.
Watch me, you can't touch me, I'm down on your knees.
G                   C
It's not easy being here with you,
G                            C      
There's so much that I would rather do,
D7                         F        
But that's OK, because I'm floating through
    GDC  G
The hole in your heart.

Lying, they're lying in postcards and vans
Crying, you're crying all over my hands.
I don't care about the things you do,
It must be horrifying being you,
You screwed me up and broke my heart in two
And someday someone will do that for you.
There's a hole in your heart.

D
I retrogress anytime you're around,
Bb
I retrogress anytime, anytime, anytime, anytime.

Feeling so violent, but nothing comes through.
Concealing your feelings is poisoning you.
You can cry and you can go insane,
Watch the helicopters in the rain,
Pump it in and pump ut out again,
Your emotion is a one way drain.
There's a hole in your heart.

Rock'N'Roll Toilet
A       D       C       A

A                   D                    C
I got locked with a couple of jerks in a
A
Rock'N'Roll Toilet
In came John who performed his works in a 
Rock'N'Roll Toilet
I got wedged with a copule of clones in a 
Rock'N'Roll Toilet
with heads as smooth as polished stone in a 
Rock'N'Roll Toilet

Rock'N'Roll Toilet's my alibi, my lullaby, my sad googbye
Rock'N'Roll Toilet's my pair of boots, my only chutes, my only roots

I got wedged with a couple of dudes in a 
Rock'N'Roll Toilet
I'd rather just sit and imagine my food
Rock'N'Roll Toilet

C(3)                  G(3)                      D(5)
look at the beautiful patterns that form on the wall
C(3)                     G(3)                         D(5)
stick out your finger to trace them just look at them all
Look at them all
Look at them all

there's no truth in a telephone booth or a 
Rock'N'Roll Toilet
there's no way there's no decay in a 
Rock'N'Roll Toilet
Rock'N'Roll, Rock'N'Roll, Rock'N'Roll
Rock'N'Roll Toilet
Rock'N'Roll